Darwin's theory

Manager: You haven't started using the common website for sharing documents of latest version
Team member: I am frustrated and confused. A few months back it was a shared folder, then it was VSS and then subversion and now it is the common website. By the time I stabilize the usage of one, it is decommissioned and a new one is in place. Why does it change so often?
Manager: It is like evolution. If not for it, you would have just remained a monkey even now.

Reaching for the stars - Part 2

Manager: Hey, for the next three days, there will be a delay in my response to your emails
Onsite Counter-part: Oh! How come? Taking off?
Manager: Nope. Attending a personality development training for 3 full days called 'Reaching for the stars'
Onsite Counter-part: What? Is it ,by any chance, conducted by NASA??

Reaching for the stars - Part 1

Wife: I am thrilled to go to work today
Husband: What's up ?
Wife: I will be attending a three day personality development program called 'Reaching for the stars'
Husband: Oh! 'Reaching for the stars' ! and it is conducted during the day????

Oldest Animal

While watching an ad on TV, of a car driving amidst giraffes, panthers and zebras in Africa ,
Husband: Do you know which is the oldest animal?
Just a smile but no response from wife..
Husband: Well, I'll give you the answer. It is Zebra. Now tell me why is it the oldest?
Yet another smile from the wife but no response..
Husband: It's because it is still black and white !

Refrigerator...

I pinged a friend of mine who returned from a visit to Scotland over the Christmas long weekend.

I: Tell me, how was Scotland??
Friend: Huge Giant Picturesque Refrigerator !