Whitehouse on rent

A friend of mine travelled to Washington recently. I got to chat with him online , a few days after he flew.
Friend: Hi Suma
Me: Good Morning! How was your first week and weekend in washington? caught a glimpse of Obama taking a walk???
Friend : Good Evening. First week was ok, not great. went to whitehouse but on the night .. so not able to see him
Me: oh ok... very soon he'll be here in India.
Friend: i know, thats why i haven't taken an apartment yet !

Doubt on Yoga advice

With great difficulty, we finally managed to start attending the yoga classes early in the morning. Second day of the class, the teacher was giving us tips on simple life style. One of the advices he gave was 'Take bath in normal water. Avoid hot water.'

My husband looked at me and asked ' How about mineral water? ' :-)

Darwin's theory

Manager: You haven't started using the common website for sharing documents of latest version
Team member: I am frustrated and confused. A few months back it was a shared folder, then it was VSS and then subversion and now it is the common website. By the time I stabilize the usage of one, it is decommissioned and a new one is in place. Why does it change so often?
Manager: It is like evolution. If not for it, you would have just remained a monkey even now.

Reaching for the stars - Part 2

Manager: Hey, for the next three days, there will be a delay in my response to your emails
Onsite Counter-part: Oh! How come? Taking off?
Manager: Nope. Attending a personality development training for 3 full days called 'Reaching for the stars'
Onsite Counter-part: What? Is it ,by any chance, conducted by NASA??

Reaching for the stars - Part 1

Wife: I am thrilled to go to work today
Husband: What's up ?
Wife: I will be attending a three day personality development program called 'Reaching for the stars'
Husband: Oh! 'Reaching for the stars' ! and it is conducted during the day????

Oldest Animal

While watching an ad on TV, of a car driving amidst giraffes, panthers and zebras in Africa ,
Husband: Do you know which is the oldest animal?
Just a smile but no response from wife..
Husband: Well, I'll give you the answer. It is Zebra. Now tell me why is it the oldest?
Yet another smile from the wife but no response..
Husband: It's because it is still black and white !

Refrigerator...

I pinged a friend of mine who returned from a visit to Scotland over the Christmas long weekend.

I: Tell me, how was Scotland??
Friend: Huge Giant Picturesque Refrigerator !