Refrigerator...

I pinged a friend of mine who returned from a visit to Scotland over the Christmas long weekend.

I: Tell me, how was Scotland??
Friend: Huge Giant Picturesque Refrigerator !

Maths teacher interview

The status on an instant messenger is set to display 'Be what to you want to be' whenever I am online. One day:
Friend: 'Be what you want to be'... What do you want to be?
I: Maths Teacher
Friend: What is 4*4?
I: 44
Friend: Thats just one possible answer...it can be 44, 444, 414, 41234......* is a wild card

A true 'Family' Movie

Good Friend: Let's all watch 'The Mummy 3' tomorrow

I: I don't like scary movies. Not my cup of tea

Good Friend (trying desperately to convince me): Well, it's actually a family movie. Even the name of the movie suggests it..

Kid's liking...

Lil Gal: Hey, huvz ur kid doing?
Big Boy: He has been very notorious. He is all the while busy pulling things down to the floor.
Lil Gal: Wow ! Your kid loves ' Down to earth' things :-)

Perishable items on internet

Suma: Good Morning Sir
Dave: Good Morning. Have you been to yahoo or gmail?
Suma : No sir. I haven't been going home at a good time to go to the cyber cafe
Dave : Oh. Some of the stuff I sent you on your birthday is perishable.

Few days later when I checked my emails, I saw a note from 123greetings.com, an e-card from Dave which said, "Your ecard will be available with us for the next 30 days."

The troublemaker

On the eve of my last day in Brighton, I sent a farewell note to all my colleagues at work and signed off with a Irish Blessing - " May good luck be a friend in whatever you do and may trouble be a stranger far away from you"
After a few hours, I got a reply from my manager " Madam, please have lunch with us tomorrow so that good luck stays with us and trouble goes away to India"

Confusing names...

I: I got my tickets. I am travelling back home.
Dave: British Airways?
I:Jet Airways
Dave: Well I was sure it was on a Jet. What airline?
I: It is called Jet Airways :-)
Dave: Clever name