Reaching for the stars - Part 2

Manager: Hey, for the next three days, there will be a delay in my response to your emails
Onsite Counter-part: Oh! How come? Taking off?
Manager: Nope. Attending a personality development training for 3 full days called 'Reaching for the stars'
Onsite Counter-part: What? Is it ,by any chance, conducted by NASA??

Reaching for the stars - Part 1

Wife: I am thrilled to go to work today
Husband: What's up ?
Wife: I will be attending a three day personality development program called 'Reaching for the stars'
Husband: Oh! 'Reaching for the stars' ! and it is conducted during the day????

Oldest Animal

While watching an ad on TV, of a car driving amidst giraffes, panthers and zebras in Africa ,
Husband: Do you know which is the oldest animal?
Just a smile but no response from wife..
Husband: Well, I'll give you the answer. It is Zebra. Now tell me why is it the oldest?
Yet another smile from the wife but no response..
Husband: It's because it is still black and white !

Refrigerator...

I pinged a friend of mine who returned from a visit to Scotland over the Christmas long weekend.

I: Tell me, how was Scotland??
Friend: Huge Giant Picturesque Refrigerator !

Maths teacher interview

The status on an instant messenger is set to display 'Be what to you want to be' whenever I am online. One day:
Friend: 'Be what you want to be'... What do you want to be?
I: Maths Teacher
Friend: What is 4*4?
I: 44
Friend: Thats just one possible answer...it can be 44, 444, 414, 41234......* is a wild card

A true 'Family' Movie

Good Friend: Let's all watch 'The Mummy 3' tomorrow

I: I don't like scary movies. Not my cup of tea

Good Friend (trying desperately to convince me): Well, it's actually a family movie. Even the name of the movie suggests it..

Kid's liking...

Lil Gal: Hey, huvz ur kid doing?
Big Boy: He has been very notorious. He is all the while busy pulling things down to the floor.
Lil Gal: Wow ! Your kid loves ' Down to earth' things :-)