Wife: I am thrilled to go to work today
Husband: What's up ?
Wife: I will be attending a three day personality development program called 'Reaching for the stars'
Husband: Oh! 'Reaching for the stars' ! and it is conducted during the day????
Monday, June 8, 2009
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Oldest Animal
While watching an ad on TV, of a car driving amidst giraffes, panthers and zebras in Africa ,
Husband: Do you know which is the oldest animal?
Just a smile but no response from wife..
Husband: Well, I'll give you the answer. It is Zebra. Now tell me why is it the oldest?
Yet another smile from the wife but no response..
Husband: It's because it is still black and white !
Husband: Do you know which is the oldest animal?
Just a smile but no response from wife..
Husband: Well, I'll give you the answer. It is Zebra. Now tell me why is it the oldest?
Yet another smile from the wife but no response..
Husband: It's because it is still black and white !
Friday, January 2, 2009
Refrigerator...
I pinged a friend of mine who returned from a visit to Scotland over the Christmas long weekend.
I: Tell me, how was Scotland??
Friend: Huge Giant Picturesque Refrigerator !
I: Tell me, how was Scotland??
Friend: Huge Giant Picturesque Refrigerator !
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Maths teacher interview
The status on an instant messenger is set to display 'Be what to you want to be' whenever I am online. One day:
Friend: 'Be what you want to be'... What do you want to be?
I: Maths Teacher
Friend: What is 4*4?
I: 44
Friend: Thats just one possible answer...it can be 44, 444, 414, 41234......* is a wild card
Friend: 'Be what you want to be'... What do you want to be?
I: Maths Teacher
Friend: What is 4*4?
I: 44
Friend: Thats just one possible answer...it can be 44, 444, 414, 41234......* is a wild card
A true 'Family' Movie
Good Friend: Let's all watch 'The Mummy 3' tomorrow
I: I don't like scary movies. Not my cup of tea
Good Friend (trying desperately to convince me): Well, it's actually a family movie. Even the name of the movie suggests it..
I: I don't like scary movies. Not my cup of tea
Good Friend (trying desperately to convince me): Well, it's actually a family movie. Even the name of the movie suggests it..
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Kid's liking...
Lil Gal: Hey, huvz ur kid doing?
Big Boy: He has been very notorious. He is all the while busy pulling things down to the floor.
Lil Gal: Wow ! Your kid loves ' Down to earth' things :-)
Big Boy: He has been very notorious. He is all the while busy pulling things down to the floor.
Lil Gal: Wow ! Your kid loves ' Down to earth' things :-)
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Perishable items on internet
Suma: Good Morning Sir
Dave: Good Morning. Have you been to yahoo or gmail?
Suma : No sir. I haven't been going home at a good time to go to the cyber cafe
Dave : Oh. Some of the stuff I sent you on your birthday is perishable.
Dave: Good Morning. Have you been to yahoo or gmail?
Suma : No sir. I haven't been going home at a good time to go to the cyber cafe
Dave : Oh. Some of the stuff I sent you on your birthday is perishable.
Few days later when I checked my emails, I saw a note from 123greetings.com, an e-card from Dave which said, "Your ecard will be available with us for the next 30 days."
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