Maths teacher interview

The status on an instant messenger is set to display 'Be what to you want to be' whenever I am online. One day:
Friend: 'Be what you want to be'... What do you want to be?
I: Maths Teacher
Friend: What is 4*4?
I: 44
Friend: Thats just one possible answer...it can be 44, 444, 414, 41234......* is a wild card

A true 'Family' Movie

Good Friend: Let's all watch 'The Mummy 3' tomorrow

I: I don't like scary movies. Not my cup of tea

Good Friend (trying desperately to convince me): Well, it's actually a family movie. Even the name of the movie suggests it..